...I have thus decided I, Hilary Irene Townsend, am a New York-er.
The following reasons are a few of the qualifications which lead me to believe so:
1. I am a terrible driver, and a somewhat menacingly oblivious pedestrian.
2. I have already found favor with the gods of shopping.
I miraculously found my way to a Tori Burch sample sale on Friday. Suggested retail value of my purchases (black leather pumps, wide leg jeans, yellow cocktail dress) = $895. In the spirit of modesty I won't reveal what I paid, but it was easily under 20% of that.
3. I am unfazed by celebrity.
Yesterday was the Tony Awards, and a friend and I were planning on spending our Sunday afternoon walking in Midtown and Central Park. As we passed Radio City Music Hall, a flurry of paparazzi were standing by, and as Anne Hathaway emerged from the back door, it became apparent why. We found out that there was going to be a red carpet later that evening, so of course we had to go!
Among the notables: Bret Michaels, Dolly Parton, Will Ferrell, Uncle Jessie (AKA John Stamos, who is very becoming in person btw), Dumber from Dumb & Dumber (AKA Jeff Daniels), the mom from Girlmore Girls, and OMG CONSTANTINE FROM AMERICAN IDOL WAS THERE. (I feel obliged to clarify that that was said in jest) There were many other starstruck gazers present, the most endearing of which were a group of middle aged women from Vah-gihn-yuh. They spent the majority of the time on the phone with their friends, enthusiastically broadcasting the guest list, with the most noteworthy person naturally being...Constantine?????
Lady: Peggy! OH MY GAWD guess whaaaaaat?!?! Guess who is hereeee! We saw Dolly, Kevin Spacey, Jane Fonda, and OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD CONSTANTINE IS HERE! . . . I KNOW!!! CONSTANTINE!!! I LOVE HIM he is just toooo cute OH MY GAWD LOOK AT HIM!!!. . . I KNOW! CONSTANTINE!!
I won't lead to you believe that I was above not freaking out when I saw the Rock of Love, it was fun.
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